White Noise —Sometimes
it’s Wiser NOT to Fool with the
Unknown by The Blonde and
The Maven Film Columnists
The
supernatural thriller White Noise is directed by
first-time filmmaker Geoffrey Sax, previously known for
his work in British television. White Noise stars
Michael Keaton (First Daughter and Multiplicity) as
Jonathan Rivers, an accomplished architect whose life is
thrown into an emotional tailspin by the mysterious
disappearance and subsequent death of his second wife
(mmmm, a likely story). His wife Anna, briefly played by
Chandra West (The Salton Sea) is a best-selling writer
and is completely devoted to her husband, and she is a
few weeks pregnant. Anna vanishes after trying to fix
her flat tire on the side of the road, next to a river.
Jonathan desperately mourns Anna's death and cannot find
any way to deal with his great loss. At this point,
Raymond Price enters, played by Ian McNeice (Bridget
Jones' Diary), who explains to Jonathan that his
recently deceased wife has contacted him. (Been there
done that)! Rivers brusquely dismisses this seemingly
crazy man; however, after he receives two telephone
calls from his wife’s cell phone, Jonathan does a
complete turnaround and decides to listen to Raymond
Price after all. (Good move)! At Raymond's home, he
meets Sarah Tate, played by Deborah Kara Unger
(Thirteen) and the two of them become students of EVP
(Electronic Voice Phenomenon). In reality, this theory
was first advanced by Thomas Edison in 1928. Raymond
teaches them that the dead send out constant messages to
us using modern technology. (Do dot do dot!) The “White
Noise” of sound and images from radio and T V sets can
be recorded and studied via a process known as video or
photographic instrumental trans-communications to detect
such transmissions. Jonathan becomes completely obsessed
with the study of EVP. Some of the voices coming through
are not friendly and the movie enters the spooky stage
at this time. Do some of those voices belong to those
who are about to die? Go check it out and
see!
The
Blonde: White Noise was like Ghost and Somewhere in Time
meets The Ring, and The Outer Limits meets Dragonfly,
and Frequency meets The Sixth Sense meets The Others
meets What Lies Beneath, all meeting up with John
Edwards and the Physic Detective. First of all, why,
when they kill off someone's wife in the movies, is she
always pregnant? This film reminds us to BEWARE of only
understanding HALF of a message—something I already knew
from my children answering the telephone and never
remembering to give me the whole story! Maven, I thought
you said that we were seeing a film called White
Boys?
The
Maven: Ya know, maybe you should wear your BLONDE hair
behind your ears instead of around your face. It might
help! Okay, about White Noise… I was scared a few times
and eagerly awaiting a few more scares. I even jumped a
couple of times until I figured out that it was YOUR
foot on the seat tickling me! It was YOUR foot, wasn't
it?
The
Blonde: No, maybe it was the White BOYS you said we were
seeing! My ears are fine, thank you very much!
The
Maven: Niall Johnson started out writing an interesting
story about White Noise but somewhere he deviated from
his original theme of EVP and ventured into a story
about a serial killer being influenced by “White Noise,”
I think! I mean that is where he went…RIGHT?
The
Blonde: I don't know where he went! This film ALMOST
worked. Unfortunately, it seemed to miss the mark for
me. It ironically had so much potential but failed in my
eyes to come up with the goods. The concept was there,
but the storyline didn't deliver. I NEVER jumped, but
then again, nobody was tickling me. By the way Jonathan
and Anna's home on the lake was beautiful. Where was
that? I would love to move there!
The
Maven: I wish you would!
The
Blonde: OUCH…OUCH…OUCH! And no you don't! You would miss
me terribly.
The
Maven: MMMMM? I felt that there should have been more
explanation from the Raymond Price character about the
possibility of other voices coming through the EVP. You
know, those almost dead people that might not die if
rescued but might be dead sort of
voices? The Blonde: What the heck are you
trying to say? I didn't understand a word of your last
comment and I AM the BLONDE!
The
Maven: Yeah, I have some confusion that has nothing to
do with a senior moment. Don't say it!
The
Blonde: In my world, they are referred to as Blonde
Clusters! You're not THAT old!
The
Maven: I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY IT! Moving right along,
Michael Keaton deserved a part that was written better
than this. He's always so believable in every role he
takes on and this was no different. However, his
character could have used more definition.
The
Blonde: He not only deserved a better written part, but
a better MOVIE to be in! I agree with you about Keaton,
though, he is truly a talented actor with the gift of
always being REAL. By the by, speaking of Ron Howard,
his new movie coming out soon, Cinderella Man, looks
fabulous.
The
Maven: Are you listening to the voices on EVP,
because I never mentioned Ron Howard?
The
Blonde: Oh, maybe it was one of those “White
Boys”!
The
Maven: If you don't try to make too much sense of the
film, it's actually quite good. There are tense moments,
mystery, heroism, and love. What more do you need from a
movie? If you say sex and romance, I will spill your
popcorn!
The
Blonde: No, I was actually going to say A GOOD
STORY!
The
Maven: I recommend this movie as long as you know that
you WILL look at your radio and T.V differently after
seeing it. Don't leave it off station too long and,
whatever you do, don't try to figure out what is being
said. I rate the film a B- for being able to keep me
interested.
The
Blonde: Oh come on, National Geographic keeps you
interested. You rate this film a B-…a B-? Are you
kidding me? As I was so looking forward to seeing this
movie, I found myself completely let down! White Noise
certainly could have used less white or more noise…
Readers, you can absolutely MISS THIS ONE! I rate it a D
for disappointing. I suggest that you eat a LOT of
freshly popped crunchy WHITE POPCORN and make your own
noise! I'm going to watch John Edwards…
P.S.: Moviegoers, for a real quality night at the
movies, go see Phantom of the Opera. THIS is a musical
experience that is beautifully filmed. It follows the
Broadway hit closely, but has some dialogue which better
explains what the live stage show left out. Although the
two leads voices are not in the league of Sarah
Brightman and Michael Crawford, it does work. The
performance by Minnie Driver steals the show.
P.S.: For an AMAZING, FUN, COMEDY…run as fast as
you can to see Meet the Fockers! We haven't laughed this
much in years. It was twice as good as Meet the Parents.
What can we say, how can you go wrong with Barbara…she's
like BUTTA!
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