An Unfinished
Life—So, Whose Is? by The
Maven and The Blonde Contributing
Writers
The film An Unfinished Life was
directed by Lasse Hallström (Shipping News and Cider
House Rules), from a novel and screenplay written by
Mark Spragg. It has been sitting on a shelf for two
years. The story takes place on a rundown
ranch in Wyoming. Actually, it's British Columbia, but
who cares? It looked like Wyoming! Ranch owner
Einar Gilkyson, scruffily played by Robert Redford (The
Clearing and Up Close and Personal), like his ranch, has
seen better days. Einar takes care of his friend and
ranch hand of forty years, Mitch, portrayed by Morgan
Freeman (Batman Begins and War of the Worlds), who was
mauled by a bear a year ago. Into their lives walks
Einar’s widowed daughter-in-law, Jean, played by
Jennifer Lopez (Monster-in-Law and Shall We Dance), who
is running from an abusive boyfriend. Jean is
accompanied by her ten-year-old daughter, Griff,
(newcomer Becca Gardner). Einar has never forgiven Jean
for the death of his only child in a car accident in
which Jean was the driver. Consequently, Jean never told
Einar he had a granddaughter. All of this makes for a
lot of tension on the ranch. Meanwhile, the bear that
attacked Mitch, played by Bart the Bear ll (The Bear),
has returned from the mountains and is soon captured and
displayed in a shabby local zoo. Mitch forgives the
bear, as he was only doing what comes naturally. Einar
cannot forgive Jean. More tension comes in the form of
Gary, that abusive ex-boyfriend of Jean’s who has
tracked her down and means to have her back. Will Einar
forgive Jean and accept the child of his son? Who, if
anyone, will release the bear from that horrible zoo?
Can a person really finish his or her
life? The Blonde: I say, who cares, to all
the above questions! An Unfinished Life was like Open
Range meets Missing meets Sleeping with the
Enemy…ROBERT REDFORD… OH ROBBIE, MEMMMMORIESSSS, THE WAY
WE WERE! What happened to you, Robbie? I don't want to
be mean, I know that he wants to grow old gracefully and
he is a natural kind of guy, but he's like watching a
beautiful rose wilt! Seriously, you're still a babe,
Robert, but why are you turning into Grizzly Adams? What
happened to the preppy way you were? I know Redford had
to spit blood to get this film released, and it wasn't
terrible. Personally though, I would rather see him do
The Way We Were, part two. This film was just OK! It was
slow-moving, slow to get to the point, with slow acting
that had no dimension or color. I thought the bear gave
the best acting performance, even though this was an
all-star cast! The cow wasn't bad
either. The Maven: This was almost a really
good movie. I can't blame the actors; they were good.
Redford plays anger well. Freeman is always a good
sidekick. Lopez could have done better, but there wasn't
much to work with. I think the script was bland;
everything was predictable. Bart the bear was REALLY
good! I truly felt his BEARINESS when he lunged at
Freeman. He emotes well. I would have liked to see more
of him. Maybe a flashback to his CUBHOOD would have
completed the story more. The Blonde: I
think this film might have been more believable if they
did some flashbacks with Redford's character's son in
the deadly accident, some good times with his son and
Morgan's character getting mauled by the bear, so
we could better understand the heart of this
film...But hey, that's just the way I see
things! This is not a film that you will remember
Redford, Lopez, or Freeman for. Although, Morgan is
brilliant in every role he has ever played, he did do
the best he could for the script he was handed. Lopez is
Lopez, except more boring, here. I have never been a fan
and this film sure doesn't change that for me. I did
like her in Selena, though. I felt that Robert's
performance was pushed. He was acting. I didn't buy his
pain for his son, or anything else for that matter. I
love Robbie, and that's why I sat through until the end
of this film. I MUST also add that no one finished their
life in this film, which proves once again that movie
titles should have something to do with the
film! The Maven: Are you
surprised that two companies with ties to President Bush
have been tapped to start recovery work along the
battered Gulf Coast? One is Shaw Group Inc. and the
other is (you guessed it) Halliburton! MY, MY, MY! If
only he had moved that fast with the rescue efforts!
The Blonde: Nothing this man ever does
that is WRONG surprises me. I must say, though, that I
am happy that they replaced the head of FEMA, who is
totally unqualified for the Hurricane Katrina disaster
project. I did love, however, how the Hollywood celebs
came out IMMEDIATELY in full force to help in any way
they could. Some EVEN left their VACATIONS EARLY to do
so!!! My favorite story though is about Laura Bush, the
First Lady of the United States of America, stating how
Hurricane Karina was so devastating, and she said it
TWICE! KARINA...KARINA! I think their press
writer should inform her that it was Hurricane KATRINA…
KATRINA… KATRINA, and not KARINA! I only hope and pray
that one day soon the Golf Coast will be back the way it
was, or even better than before! The Maven:
GOLF COAST? GOLF, GOLF? IT’S GULF, YOU BLONDE! And
you complain about Laura Bush? At least she has an
excuse! She's been living her life with George! I think
I need to hook you up with her press agent to help you
out! The Blonde: OOPS, I DID IT AGAIN! Cut
me some slack though, I lived with three men that equal
ONE George! The Maven: No excuses! I
think it's great that celebrities and sports figures
lend their time and fame to help in anyway they can. Too
bad more politicians don't do the same. The only good
thing to possibly come from this is that hopefully all
communities will take a cue from the aftermath and
prepare a disaster response that will address any needs
that may arise. Depending on the Federal level doesn't
seem to work! It's the local level that will have the
most effect at first. Sorry, I'll get off my soapbox
now. I've been reading Jane Fonda's book and my
political awareness is at its full tilt
mode! The Blonde: Okay, what the heck do
soap operas have to do with Jane Fonda? The
Maven: WHAT? NO STARBUCKS AGAIN TODAY? Let's lighten
things up some. Did you hear that Camilla's son, Tom,
just got married? The bride is VERY
pretty! The Blonde: Yes, I knew! I WAS AT
THE WEDDING... and she is very pretty! Maybe that will
help Camilla's family's UGLY gene pool!
The Maven: LIAR, LIAR! You would
NEVER be caught dead at a Camilla gala! You're just
trying to get me back for going to Trump’s wedding
without you! Ya know Blonde, the director,
Lasse Hallström, wrote and directed one of our favorite
films, Once Around (Richard Dreyfuss and Holly Hunter).
He's obviously a better writer than a
director! The Blonde: Okay, we can forgive
him, but not if the next film is that bad! Mav, is
it just me or was watching Redford milk a cow sexy? That
was actually the best part of the film for me. I think
that says something about this
film! The Maven: Well, of course! You
know I'm a COW LOVER! However, I do not relate to cow's
utters! Redford still has something. Unfortunately, he
didn't have much to work with in this
film. The Blonde: Yeah, he does have
something. He still has his good looks, boyish charms
and IT! I think that Becca Gardner is such a great
little actress. I think she stole this film, except for
the bear’s performance. We will be seeing a lot of her
in the future. Is she James Gardner's
daughter? The Maven: NO, AND HIS NAME IS
JAMES GARNER! The Blonde: Oh, then Jennifer
Garner is his daughter? The Maven: NO, she
is Ben Affleck's wife and she is also pregnant with
their first child. The Blonde: Wait just
one minute here. I thought Ben was married to Jennifer
Lopez? The Maven: I need to set up a lunch
with you and Laura Bush. The two of you would get on
famously! The Blonde: Speaking of my new
friend Laura, she must miss Georgie. Since the
hurricane, he is working 7 hours a day instead of his
usual 4! The Maven: What makes you think
she missed him? An Unfinished Life is too
leisurely-paced to be considered good. The
cinematography was beautiful, but the story was only
adequate. I recommend that you wait for it to come to
cable! The bear was VERY good, though! I rate it a C-
for commonly average. The Blonde: I
suggest that, unless you really need to get out, see
another film or just stay home and do a Redford movie
marathon! I rate An Unfinished Life a C-. For your
movie snacks, go ahead and have Three Musketeers Bars,
one for each of the three stars in the film. Boy, am I
ready for some good films!
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